There are two male authors who wax and wane in critical opinion even though their sales remain strong: Stephen King and Jonathan Franzen. One of these authors sells millions of books in spite of lackluster prose, mediocre imagination, and a serious infestation of worn-out clichés. The other, of course, wrote Carrie.
See if you can spot which author is which in the following photo quiz:
Answers:
- Jonathan Franzen
- Stephen King
- Stephen King
- Jonathan Franzen
- Stephen King
- Jonathan Franzen
- Stephen King
We here at Olivia Waite have to ask: have you ever seen Stephen King and Jonathan Franzen in the same room at the same time?
We haven’t either.








This post reminded me of a comic my friend Matt drew for our high school newspaper’s comics page. Here’s an online version of the pertinent episode.
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4046/4487143636_2f203a8440.jpg
Also, James Fenmore Cooper is totally the Ralph Wiggum of American literature.
Your comment came fresh on the heels of a friend’s drawing for “The Last Werewolf,” which therefore mixed in my head to become “The Last of the Werewolves.” A James Fenimore Cooper-style shifter story. It would be just about the best thing ever.