September in Seattle is the most beautiful time of the year. Since it’s also the occasion of my birthday, which this year is a number that rhymes with shirty, I’ll be taking a bit of a vacation over the next week to host multiple parties, cocktail soirées, adventurous afternoons, and lazy mornings where not a single pant shall be worn.
So! There may be posts next week! There may not! Until then, may the wise words of Hedonism Bot guide us all: