Haphazard

And We’re Back!

My two months soldiering in the retail trenches have officially come to a close. It was a lovely and informative time; many old friends were rediscovered, new ones made, and enticing books purchased.

And now I’m right back on deadline — so full posts will have to wait until after the long Thanksgiving weekend. Oh, Thanksgiving, my favorite American holiday, where everyone gets together to celebrate the good things in their lives and eat all the beige and orange foods. (Stuffing! Turkey! Gravy on everything!)

Happy Turkey Day to everyone!

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The Point of This Quick Post is that Land Crabs are Super Creepy

We here at Olivia Waite like to think we’ve learned a lot from romance novels over the years. And one of our recent favorites, Carla Kelly’s Beau Crusoe, turned out to be more accurate than we knew at the time.

Behold: land crabs!

A picture of a small land crab, perched on the threshold of his burrow.

Land crabs!

This particular land crab lives in the Virgin Gorda Yacht Harbor in the British Virgin Islands. (That’s the West Indies, to you historical types.) That hole he’s sitting in is actually his home. Normally I love crabs and find them fascinating — not to mention delicious — but there is something about watching a crab the size of your face scurry sideways into a hole in the ground that is just creepy as all hell. There is the unmistakeable impression that the crab is only waiting until your back is turned and then — attack!

In sum: we should all read (and write!) more good romance novels with critters that are both real and terrifying.

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Things to Read While Olivia is on Vacation

We here at Olivia Waite are going to be spending the next week on a boat in tropical waters, drinking rum and eating fish and snorkeling — though not all at once, obviously. (That snorkeling mask really gets in the way of a cocktail.) There will be very few showers, very many cold bottles of beer, and always the soothing wash and slap of the sea.

An accurate forecast of my next eight days.

Lately, I’ve been meaning to write up a post on the state of romance scholarship today. I’m a huge lit-crit nerd and overthinking par excellence, so the new field of popular romance studies is pretty much the greatest gift academia has given me in my lifetime. Since blogging will be tricky in the islands, this seems like a good time to highlight some of the things I’ve been reading in this brave new world of romance geekery. I’ve scheduled posts that link to some of my favorite works of romance scholarship available for public consumption. I hope you enjoy, and I’ll try and post a few photos and stories during the trip if I get the chance!

While I’m gone, of course,  you could always try one of my books, which are short and steamy and rather charming, if I do say so myself.

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Brief Distraction: Lego Antikythera Mechanism!

All of a sudden a shiny new idea has coalesced and is writing itself. The reins have fallen between the horses’ legs and all I can do is hang on. In lieu of blogging today, please enjoy this brilliant and mind-bendingly geeky Lego recreation of the equally mind-bending Antikythera Mechanism.

What do ancient Greek mechanical wonders and writing excitement have to do with one another? Keep an eye on this site for future developments!

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