Potent Potables

A Love Letter to Pesto

Dear pesto,

It wasn’t love at first sight. In fact, I thought you smelled precisely like vomit. “Eat it,” said my hardworking mother, cooking dinner after a twelve-hour hospital shift. “You’ll like it.”

This seemed improbable. But I was hungry and knew this was all I would be getting.

That first bite: revelation.

You shared many more nights with me after that first one — the awkward middle school years with that lapse-in-judgement perm, the high-stress high school years where getting up at five and going to bed at eleven seemed perfectly normal. But it wasn’t until college and beyond, when I was finally cooking full-time to feed myself, that I really came to appreciate your irresistible attraction and congenial simplicity.

Oh pesto, you got me through some dark, lonely nights. Your comforting carbs meant I could make a huge batch and parcel you out slowly over several nights. Your greenery and the sleekness of olive oil made me feel like I was putting good, solid things into me (rather than cheap hamburgers and spinach salads and microwave pot pies, which were my other most frequent staples). You were always warm, always willing to pair up with ravioli or tortellini or toasted French bread.

And then, when I met a marvelous man who loved to cook — oh, the stroganoff! the curry! the mashed potatoes from scratch! — you stepped aside while I nurtured this new relationship. Then, when I shyly asked you back, you came at once, sharing your bounty with both of us.

Thank you, pesto, for everything.

All my love,

Olivia

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C Is For: Cocktails


It’s a cliché at this point that writers and alcohol go together. Usually the story is that inspiration is more quickly found at the bottom of a bottle—but personally, after drink number two I prefer to sing old pop songs at the top of my lungs, or go bowling with a sparkly ball far too light for me, or curl up with a blanket and movie and absolutely no pants at all.

But it’s hard not to see something literary in cocktails. You have a certain number of basic ingredients, but they can be endlessly combined with themselves or with anything else you can find to create an infinity of options. There are flavors for every palate, though no single cocktail is ever going to please every drinker. Just like with romance or fantasy or sci-fi or literary fiction: you have a set of conventions or plots or characters established by use and tradition, any number of which can be reshuffled and mixed to form endlessly new compositions.

As you can imagine, I like a good cocktail, and I like a good cocktail menu. I’ve had enough of the former so that I can often read the latter the way a well-trained musician can read a score he’s never seen before: I don’t necessarily have to taste everything on the menu all at once. (In fact, that’s not usually recommended.)

But sometimes there comes something that totally stumps me. For instance: the Smoky Godfather.

the Smoky Godfather

This was a mystery cocktail, from a restaurant called Lago in Santa Monica I had found by memory after four years’ time. The ingredients: Lagavulin 16, Theia jasmine, amaretto, and rosemary—with a lemon and a side garnish of pancetta.

In other words: a Scotch-based herbal beverage with a lemon wedge and some bacon.

You may or may not be surprised to know that it was absurdly delicious and drinkable. The Scotch burn was soothed by the herbs and the sweetness of the amaretto balanced the earthiness of the pancetta. I almost ordered a second one—but the waiter had made a bit of a fuss when I ordered the first (Waiter: “That’s a pretty big drink,” to which I mentally added the implied “little lady”).

I did decide, however, that someday I was going to write a book as strange-seeming and successful as this cocktail. I’m still working out the details,  but I have every hope that I will get there someday.

 

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May I Kick A Little Something For The G’s?

We here at Olivia Waite had big plans for the blog today, but then out of nowhere comes this brilliant day full of winter sunlight and it is pulling us inexorably away from the keyboard and outside into the fresh air. (With our trusty dachshund sidekick! Cape optional.)

So instead, here is a video combining two of our favorite obsessions: cocktails and science!

The cocktail in question is a high-science concoction called the Gin and Juice that makes dramatic use of liquid nitrogen:


Semi-related video:

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The Friendliness Of Finnish Tea

It is particularly cold outside, one of those sharp December days where the frost never really has a chance to melt and one’s mind lightly turns to thoughts of wearing as many layers of sweater as humanly possible. One’s mind also turns to thoughts of warm beverages liberally laced with sugar and caffeine—and, specifically, the most delicious tea I’ve ever known.

Uskollinen Ystävä, from Nordqvist. The name means Faithful Friend.

A scan of the teabag for Nordqvist's Uskollinen Ystava tea: a friendly yellow color with light turquoise spots and bold black text.

Thank you for being a friend.

Löytö: Discovery

On another cold winter’s day, several years before, I checked my email to discover a friend had sent me a link to a sale Scandinavian Airlines was running. Roundtrip, nonstop flights to Helsinki were going for a mere three hundred clams, plus taxes. At the time, I was living with my parents for a few months between apartments, and even a bookstore clerk can build up some savings when you’re not paying rent and your mother is feeding you. Plus, I’d just become a one-day Jeopardy! champion (under my day-name, for those of you quick on the Google) and had some vacation days to use up.

The choice was clear. I bought my ticket, went down to REI, and outfitted myself like Shackleton.

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