Places In Which I Have/Have Not Written Smut

Places in which I have sat and worked on a sex scene, some more explicit than others:

  • My kitchen counter
  • My mother's kitchen counter -- but don't tell her, please.
  • On my couch, in front of the tv
  • In my bookshelf-filled study, before it became "that room where we sort-of-temporarily put things we need out of the way for a while."
  • The public library
  • A Metro bus
  • A transatlantic flight
  • Some very dull days in graduate seminars and film class lectures
  • Coffee shops, coffee shops, coffee shops
  • Quite a few of the bars around town
  • Once, briefly, during an intermission at the opera -- though in my defense it was an absolutely terrible production of Tristan and Isolde, and if I didn't have something spicier to think about I was in danger of falling asleep in my seat.

Places I have never worked on a sex scene:

  • Bed
  • The bathroom